freezing Jesus
to make a (video) chat lag and/or freeze by spamming the comments. usually due to a large amount of lurking people suddenly reacting to someone appearing on the webcam after hours of staring at a table/notebook/etc.
coming from ryland blackinton’s (cobra starship) “who froze jesus?” reaction to someone’s “jesus it’s frozen” comment upon the sudden lag in the video.
also see shelf kids.
shelf kid #1: omg i saw something move!!!1!
shelf kid #2: omfg me too right there in the right corner!!!
shelf kid #3: it’s gabe omg hi gabe gabey gabey gabey!!!11!!1
shelf kid #1 & 2: gaaaaaaaabe hi gabe sound plz gabegabegabe soundddddd!!!!! come on gabe quit teasin us unmute plzzzz!!11
etc.
shelf kid #4: stop freezing jesus, y’all!
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