french bagel
the s-xual act of -j-c-l-t-ng on to a r-ct-m, and then eating the seman out of the r-ct-m.
last night, during intercourse i gave my wife the old french bagel, it was delicious.
skeeting in and -sshole, and eating it out
“what’d you have for breakfest this morning?”
“i had a french bagel with jelley and orange juice.”
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