french baguette


a feminine pad that is fully permeated with period blood to the point of hardening, which gives it a natural oblong shape and consistency, as well as touch texture similar to that of an oven-fresh french baguette.
tod: “i attempted to have s-x with my girl last night, but when i tried to feel her up, i was greeted with that once-a-month feminine surprise in a form of french baguette”
sean: “french baguette? what’s that?”
tod: “a fully soaked and hardened menstrual pad, sean”

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