french bread and celery


in just about every tv and movie scene where a woman is carrying a bag of groceries,there is always a loaf of french bread and a stalk of celery sticking out of the top of the bag. never a box of crackers or a roll of toilet paper.
in real life,you hardly ever see a woman coming out of food lion with “french bread and celery” bag of groceries.

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