French Cigarette
top definition
an act of oral s-x where the giver felate’s the first 1/4 inch of the recipient’s p-n-s whilst simultaneously using their thumb and index finger to manually stimulate up to one inch of said p-n-s.
when this described act is performed between two men it is refered to as the “french sailor”
my girlfriend gave me a french cigarette last night. it was awesome!
some chick smoked my french cigarette clear down to the filter.
she’s a pack-a-day french cigarette smoker. i.e. she’s a sl-t
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