French Credit Card
when someone swipes their fingers between an -ss and then smells them to see if it stinks.
mother: little sebastien, did you control your -ss in the shower?
little sebastian: oui mama.
mother: b-st-rd child! i should’ve dug you out with a coat hanger. i’ll use my french credit card to see if you are lying.
(mother swipes fingers in little seb’s -ss)
mother: stink of the -ss! i knew it. it smells like the cheese we eat when we surrender to the germans.
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