French Crevasse


a stylish way to wear shorts, with the legs turned up and tucked in at the outside of the waistband. done properly this will give a distinct v-shape to the garment, empowering the wearer with an gaelic freeness and a cheeky hint of underb-m.

this practical and attractive modification to any pair of shorts was developed by technical hikers in the mid 2010’s looking to improve their long game, and intimidate the terrain. traditionally once a garment has been crev-ssed it is encouraged to hold this position by the cessation of washing, although lesser hikers have been known to sow the modification in place.
whilst out hiking, steve suggested that if caroline wanted to improve her long game, she should french crev-sse her shorts.

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