French Crumpets


thinly sliced baguette, often served in france as an alternative to crumpets.
alan:what the f— are these?

marine: zey are french crumpets…

alan:no they’re not, they’re thin slices of baguette. this is the sh-ttest teat and crumpets i’ve ever had.

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