french dip w/au jus on the side
after swapping chewing tabacco while p-ssionately kissing your s-x partner, you use your s-x partners -n-s/v-g-n- as a spittoon.
hey bobbie anne, you ever had a french dip w/au jus on the side? not only i got a nice tabaccy buzz, i had a down right dirty -rg-sm.
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