french dip

first to prepare the dip we must urinate in her mouth. using good technique the female must keep her head pointed towards the sky with mouth open while breathing through the nose and holding the warm urine in her mouth. now that the table is set the male proceeds to tea bag the females mouth creating a chum flavored delight for the female, normally swallowed immediatly following removal of the scr-t-m from the mouth.
that french dip really hit the spot! exclaimed betty after swallowing her sack marinated delight.
the female version of tea bagging. the act of lowering one’s l-b– onto someones face, or into their mouth while they are laying down. kind of resembles dipping roast beef into au jus.
d-mn b-tch french dipped me and i couldn’t breath!
the french dip is the female equivalent to ‘teabagging’ someone. the same action is executed in the female teabag as in the male teabag. however with the french dip, the idea is that the female is dipping the ‘roast beef’ upon the target person. more common in online shooters and mmo games, the ‘french dip’ is known more commonly as ‘face sitting’ in s-xual encounters and other real life situations.
person 1: “that b-tch just killed me.”

person 2: “where is she?”

person 1: “great, now she’s giving me the french dip.”

person 2 “lol n00b.”
a guy goes to the bathroom, leaves the seat up and doesn’t flush the toilet.

then a girl goes to the bathroom, and without really looking or thinking, sits down on the open toilet seat.

since the seat was left up, she falls in. her l-b– “dip” into the dirty toilet water, and as they do, she exclaims, “au jus serious!?!”

thus: the french dip
the situation had just peed in the toilet and he left the seat up. snooki was drunk and she went into the bathroom for a pee. she fell into the toilet, and she french dipped into the dirty toilet water.
a lady teabag. an offensive gesture where a woman will pull her pants down or lift up her skirt and press the lips of her v-g-n- on an immobile/unconscious/dead victim. if the woman is on her period, this can also be called a french dip with au jus.
fred: did you hear that mary gave steve the french dip again?
barry: yeah, it was intense. she gave him extra au jus on the house.
a h-m-s-xual act involving a male placing multiple tobacco pouches in his foreskin, while another male performs oral s-x on his p-n-s.
“i can’t believe i was able to get andy reed to give me a frenchdip!”
the act of -n-lly ravaging your partner and then telling them to push with the -n-s muscles. as you remove your unit you then place your b-lls on their -sshole and wait for them to be sucked in when their muscles contract.
dude, i heard that chick got a french dip in a high school bathroom from sir

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