French Floss
a prank pullled on a friend (or enemy, whatever) when using their personal bathroom. in the mark’s bathroom; find their personal floss container, take off pants and underwear, and fart directly into floss spool. ideally, try to hold floss container in b-tt cheeks (with no hands) while farting.
jake: mmmmmmm’mmmmm. i don’t know what it is about this cinnamon waxed floss but i am loving the flavor.
keri: oh. that’s because i gave you the french floss last night after you p-ssed out.
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