French Horn Race


after a girl is wasted get a group of 4 guys and stick 4 french horns up her v-g-n- or -ss. then play some music and when the music stops see who can jack off the fastest into the french horn. the slowest person is out and then keep going. then leave
i won in a game of french horn race last night. i jacked off 10 times because i kept tying with rob.

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