french hot air baloon


when yer lady is in the bathroom gettin ready for bed your busy the whole time makin hot stinky backside wind with your -ss inside her empty pillowcase. when its full and she comes out of the other room you put that pillowcase over her head and give it a couple “puffy pats” back and forth. she should come out in a coma or maybe vomit.
when jane came home from work tom was waiting behind the door with a french hot air baloon for her.

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