French Leave


to leave or disappear without letting your party know you’re leaving.
“hey john, don’t do a french leave after work, we’re all going to happy hour.”
going awol, desertion, etc.
“zut alors! où sont les militaires allés?”
“ils ont pris, comme les anglais disent, <>, quand ils ont entendu les gun-shots!”
“hmm, comme d’habitude!” (shrug of gallic insouciance).
usually after a night of amazing s-x, the woman leaves in the morning without a trace, save a thank you note.
mike: what’s wrong with eddie?
sally: juliette pulled a french leave on eddie last night.

mike: oh snap!

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