French Lick

it’s a town in indiana, you filthy perverts. seriously, what were you expecting?
normal person: i was down in french lick the other day…
pervert: hee hee.. french lick..
normal person: ……
a game where a group of people, male and female, pick two players to remove their clothes until they are naked and cover their chest and genitalia with whipped cream and everybody else has to pick a spot in one of those areas and lick a portion off until one of the players has little to no whipped cream remaining on their body. it doesn’t matter whether the person covered in whipped cream is the same gender as the person who has to lick a section off. there are three levels to the game. in the first level, the two compet-tors are female. the second level, the compet-tors are both male. in the final level, the compet-tors are male and female. the levels can be rotated until every person in the group has been chosen. the game players have a choice about whom they want to lick and there are no boundaries. there are different variants of the game. for example, players can have winners in each level compete against each other until there is one person left as the winner. this game is popular with bi-s-xuals, people who are comfortable with their s-xuality, or anyone curious enough to experiment the same s-x.
girl #1: “i’m so bored at this party!!”
boy #1: “i know what you mean!”

boy #2: “hey everyone! how about we play french lick?”
girl #2: “i’m down for it! how about you guys? wanna play?”

girl #1: “i don’t know….”
girl #2: “c’mon, you know you wanna!” -starts touching girl’s hips-
girl #1: “oh, all right! as long as you keep picking me.” -smile s-xily-
girl #2: “oh, i will.” -licks lips-

boy #1: “sweet!” -brofists boy #2-
licking the unshaven underarm or leg of a woman.
i broke up with my girlfriend after she said that she wanted me to french lick her.