French Monsoon


one who throws up or blows chunks after chugging 1/2 – 3/4 water bottle of vodka
a french monsoon, was left on the carpet from last night.
one who throws up or blows chunks after chugging 1/2 – 3/4 water bottle of vodka
randy: doood just do it real quick
dan: igggt gulp, gulp, gulp…. splattttt
matt:who left a french monsoon on the carpet from last night.

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