French Noodler


when a french man walks up to you and grabs a fistful of noodles and shoves them in your face with great force.
“christian was walking down the street and a crazy frenchman jumped out of the shrubbery and attacked his face with a fistful of noodles!”

this maneuver is known as the french noodler

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