French Roast


the p-ssing of gas whilst staving off an impending cr-p, thereby imparting it with the bold flavor and full-bodied aroma of a fresh-brewed cr-p. a ‘near-shart’ experience.
cheeks clenched, he french roasted and left my cubicle. it smelled as though he’d just shat in the wastebasket.
the act of masturbating while using a nice dark french roast coffee grounds as lubricant.
“john why does it reek of coffee near your computer?” “i just watched some p-rn and gave myself a nice french roast.”

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