french teacup
a tasty drink served at fine establishments everywhere.
to give a french teacup, one must eat an entire platter of cheese fries with chili on it. the ensuing b-tt-explosion is funnelled into a teacup; the more frothy the -ss-squirts the higher the quality. this delicious drink is served with a side of crumpets.
thomas: i will have a french teacup, kind sir.
peter: why of course, mr. thomas. i have a fine batch brewing right now!
thomas: excellent!
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