when you go in for a kiss and there is suddenly someone else’s tongue i’m your mouth.
friend: “christine, how was your date with tommy?”
christine: “everything was great until he caught me in a french trap at the end…”
- friends with benetflix
a friendship solely with the purpose of a person without netflix gaining access to the other’s account. person a: ay man i see you and jason together a lot lately. person b: nah man we’re just friends with benetflix. gotta get my walking dead fix somehow..
- f*ck fold
a v*g*n* “dude i slipped it into her f*ck fold last night.” “sweet. how f*ck foldy was it?” “the most.”
- full lewandowski
to be bald in the front and middle leaving only a horshoe around the sides. he was balding, but only from the back, not the full lewandowski!
- gg izi
a misspelled ” gg easy ” . used in ironic ways. post chat after a hard game 1: gg izi noobs