French Umbrella
when a man is making love to a french woman, who is particularly hairy. he takes a mini fold-up umbrella and shoves it into her v-g-n-, then as she is -rg-sming you open up the umbrella in her v-g-n-, causing incredible pain to the woman. then, you throw a gl-ss bottle at her, knocking her out.
last night, she wouldn’t shut up, so i gave her a good ol’ french umbrella
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