french zamboni


when you are not happy with someone, for any reason, work yourself up a bad case of swamp -ss, then drag it in lines up and down their body while they sleep, leaving behind a distinctly french smell.
she wouldn’t go down on me, so i splooged on the back of her work clothes, and gave her a french zamboni

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