frenchie pickle
this is where you hit a crossroads (in the relationship/dating sense) and with a twisted sense of self and those around you, attempt to legitimise your actions for the sole enjoyment of your own distorted reality.
the crossroads should normally be a very simple, straightforward decision. however, this person is not normal – lacking in morals, subconsciously attempting to stir the pot.
i know doing this would be wrong. but right now i really, really want to do it. it would be fun right now, and i can sort out all the sh-t it will cause later on. what a frenchie pickle i’m in!
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