Frenzied Masturbation


when you’re shaking hands with your best friend and it gets out of hand. you work yourself up into a frenzy until you come.
“oh man, kelly brook is so hot, i need to knock one out … ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ahahahahahahahahaha oh my god my d-ck is bleeding! ah ah ah ah ah ah ahhhhhhhhhhh! time to chalk another one up for the ole frenzy.”

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