fresbian

fresbian defines the intense friendship a lesbian has with her girl friends before realizing she is actually a lesbian. a fresbian relationship usually ends with an intense, and somewhat irrational blow up or break up of the friendship.
jane couldn’t understand the jealous feelings she had when her best friend, carly, went with jason to the prom. she was so upset by it, she drove to the prom, made a scene and ended their friendship. it wasn’t until four years later when jane was finally in a lesbian relationship with dawn that she understood she had been in an intense fresbian relationship with carly.
straight friends that have agreed to live together like lesbians, but not actually be lesbians
if we’re not married by the time we turn 29 lets go “fresbian ”

would you like to be my “fresbian ”

fresbian: a person of heteros-xual orientation whose life is intensely affected by his/her lesbian friends and/or family; literally “friend of a lesbian”
a fresbian is a friend of lesbians (at least one), who supports them and does not judge their lifestyle. lesbians may bring intense drama to the lives of their heteros-xual friends, but fresbians do not abandon them. on the contrary, they counsel and console the lesbians. fresbians often reach a comfort level where they may joke about lesbianism, without it being offensive to their h-m-s-xual friend.
she’s such a good fresbian, she deals with all the drama and is still friends with her lesbian peers.
such close friends you are almost crossing the line into being lesbians together even though your completely straight
porky and buckweat were spooning last night while watching a movie because they are the closest fresbians
female friends who claim they are not gay but only play around with each other for fun.
“we just like to kiss for fun. we’re not gay or anything, we’re just fresbians.
a french lesbian
that girl is a fresbian
that chick friend that you (as a girl) turn to after a bad breakup, general boy frustrations, or lack of a date for a public function. this specific friend is great for dancing with, making the male population jealous of what they can’t have, and helping you out in times of need.
mostly, fresbians do not actually engage in s-xual acts together, and usually neither one of them is an actual lesbian- though this term is not meant to offend actual lesbians, who have most fresbians utmost respect.
“well johnny decided to ask somebody else to prom…. so marilyn and i are going to go as fresbians!”

“oh god, i cannot believe daniel just brokeup with me…”
“do not worry, i will be your fresbian in your time of need. let’s go somewhere public and pretend that we are not interested in any of the men that look in our direction!”
“you’re the best fresbian i’ve ever had!”

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