Fresh Bobber


to obtain a full on erection or a semi induced from a an otherwise non-s-xual back rub from your grandma, aunt or cousin. usually occurs at holiday family gatherings and results in sporting a pup tent and having wait to return to a flaccid state before moving around.
steven was getting a back rub from his cousin sarah when they were summoned to the table for dinner. sarah left immediately but steven sat around for a few minutes because he needed to rid himself of the fresh bobber.

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