Fresh Dick


a fresh d-ck, as in one who demonstrates qualities of virtue, style, and cleanliness stemming or originating from his d-ck. can also mean someone new entering a situation i.e. the new d-ck on the scene. meaning varies in accordance with context, emphasis, and pr-nunciation.
1)(someone new enters the room) oh, look at the fresh d-ck coming into the party with the new khakis, how you doing fresh d-ck? (emphasis on first word, fresh)
-can’t complain, d-ck’s feeling fresh as sh-t!

2). what’s wrong jimmy? did santa bring you a plateful of fresh d-cks this christmas?(emphasis on both first and second words, fresh and d-ck)

3). (someone newly and unfavorably enters the room). oh man, look at this fresh d-ck. (emphasis on second word, d-ck)

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