Fresh off the bone


(1) the period after an erection in which a man’s member/phallus is semi-turgid and not quite yet flaccid. generally, the p-n-s is accompanied by one or more slightly visible veins.

(2) double entendre (bone=s-x): the ten minute period after a -j-c-l-t–n/intercourse/masturbation session.
dustin: wow, you’ve got kind of a bulge goin’ on down there andy!

andy: yeah bro, i was just in my dorm room with this chick named tatiana. i’m fresh off the bone!

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