Fresh off the Bong
term used when you have just finished a bong session and can’t execute mental or physical task that sober people would.
example 1;
steve: hey, can you go to the supermarket and get me some doritos
emily: only if you come with me
steve: i can’t i’m fresh off the bong
example2;
son: hey mom can you help me with my essay
mom: sorry son i just became a f.o.b
son: you’re sh-tting me?
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