fresh one


a good hard smack across the face, generally in response to someone saying or doing something obviously stupid. the goomba equivalent of a pimpsmack, yet not exclusive to hoes as recipients.
“hey, jelly… you want a fresh one? you know we don’t discuss mr. vitti’s health outside the family”.

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