Fresh Squeezed Festival
bringing the city of los angeles 9 hours of nonstop grooves that will keep you dancing all night long! fresh squeezed festival brought to you by fresh entertainment, is the summers juciest event. with thousands of pounds of oranges given out free all night, combined with world cl-ss dj lineups and m-ssive stage production. join us in celebration of summer!
i am going to bring all my friends and we are going to dance like crazy as we celebrate summer at fresh squeezed festival!
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