Fresh Test
the act of fingering a girl’s -sshole while in a public place, usually a bar or club. if she lets you finger her coal hole in public, you know that she will have s-x with you. also, if your fingers do not smell after the insertion then you know she is clean and therefore p-sses the test. a p–py or smelly finger is a failure of the fresh test and the prize must be discarded for it is tainted with doody. this move is best done while wearing 2 wife beaters and dog tags.
yo so i was at the bar looking mad jacked and i fresh tested this girl but she failed so i went home and watched the falcons game on dvr. later i dreamt of fresh testing matt ryan because he would never fail the fresh test and neither would the silver fox mike smith.
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