Freshcalade
a close relative to the cadillac escalade, a freshcalade is a “pimped out version” of said vehicle. annoying and unnecessary accesories features include, but are not limited to:
-large chrome rims 24″ or larger
– tires with that sh-t that makes them all oily and shiny
-tv monitors in the mirrors, sun visor, headrest, etc.
-stupidly loud stereo sytem with over 1000 watts of
obnoxious power
-louis vuitton, gucci, fendi, burberry or some other god awful upholstery.
-a ridiculously large and fragrant canister of strawberry
or vanilla car scent that one could smell from two city
blocks away
generally driven by rappers, dope dealers, pro-athletes, italians or ignorant suburban white kids who are trying to gain “street cred”.
“yo, what did ricky do with all that settlement money?”
“he went out and bought him self a dope new freshcalade sitting on duece fours son! your boy is pimped the f-ck out.”
“sh-t, i would a saved a grip of loot and bought a kia sedona”
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