fretokleptomania
an obsessive compulsion to steal guitars regardless of one’s economic circ-mstances or, indeed, one’s ability to play the instruments in question.
” who was that girl who just walked out with ellie’s blue guitar?” “i dunno, but my strat has gone too.” “omg! you don’t think she’s a fretokleptomaniac do you?!? sh-t! check the godd-mn bas-m-nt!!!”
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