fretting elephant
when a dude f-cks a fat chick and never calls her back. she sits at home wondering when he will call her. it never happens. ever.
dude. i think i got a fretting elephant on my hands. she wont stop calling me.
yeah dude. she needs to take the hint.
i won’t ever call her back.
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