Freudian Click
sending an email to someone by mistake.
a second after i hit “send”, i realized that i had made a freudian click and emailed a love note to my ex instead of my boyfriend. so embarr-ssing!
attractive cousin of the freudian slip. when someone subconsciously clicks a hyperlink on the internet they normally wouldn’t, mostly due to that link’s risque content and/or the user’s pure intentions.
while searching for some hot articles on asian private healthcare, craig made a freudian click onto a hot asian p-rn site.
to accidentally send an angry or rude e-mail that says what you really think about a person.
dear kelly,
you are a two faced b-tch. how can you make fun of other people while living with your own pimply face and lumpy -ss? are you f-cking blind??
sarah: “ohhhh cr-p, i didn’t actually mean to send that! d-mn, another freudian click!”
opening a computer program you briefly thought about but were not intending on opening in the first place.
steve: i wanted to open firefox, but i was thinking of that essay i wrote and accidently opened word instead.
bill: wow, freudian click man
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