Freudian Slap


when you accidentally touch someone else’s body in an inappropriate way, such as if your hand touches someone else’s b-tt while walking. often leads to embarr-ssment and awkwardness for both people.
-naomi and nicky walking along, nicky’s arm swings too far and hits naomi’s b-tt-
nicky: oh god, i’m sorry!
naomi: freudian slap!

if it were to occur repeatedly:
“stop freudian slapping me!”

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