Freudian Slide
a freudian slip that lasts far too long to simply be a slip of the tongue.
example #1:
hey, can i borrow a pe-pe-p-n-s p-n-s p-n-s p-n-s p-n-s p-n-s p-n-s v-g-n- p-n-s pencil please? sorry, freudian slide.
example #2:
woman: so what’s your favorite color?
man: well, i think my favorite color’s i’d like to bend you over my knee and spank your b-tt raw….i mean blue.
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