Freudian swype
a practical joke frequently played on not-so-smart people by disturbingly intelligent cell phones, wherein a neutral word in a text message is automatically replaced by swype to create inuendo where none was intended.
text #1: “i’m looking for s-m-n to help me.”
text #2: “d-mn freudian swype, that was supposed to be ‘someone’ not ‘s-m-n’.”
occurs when your smartphone taps into your unconscious and inserts words into your posts, texts, or emails that were not what you intended, but are usually much more interesting and often revealing.
new freshman facebook post on the first day of cl-sses.
she makes a freudian swype when she uses her droid to make the following facebook post. “first day of caskets! here we go!”
freudian meaning: the student is afraid that she is going to die; that is, that she is not ready for college.
when using swype on an android phone to text and the wrong word pops up, unnoticed, changing the meaning of the text. (usually in a funny or s-xual way)
“hey! am i gettin laid 2nite?”
-“what!?!?”
“sorry, freudian swype. am i gettin paid 2nite?”
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