Friday Night Flu


the faux illness your girlfriend/boyfriend gets on a weekend night preventing you from going to meet up with your friends as originally planned.
dude 1: didn’t mess say he was coming tonight?
dude 2: naw, his girlfriend caught the friday night flu.

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