friday night surprise
when you are blasting a chick (or a dude)in the -ss then you pull out and spit on thier back in order to make them think you have j-zzed on them and when they turn around you blow right into their face, preferably in the eye.
althought it is called a friday night surprise it can be performed on any day of the week.
“i’m gunna give you a friday night surprise baby!”
“oh you came on my back how surprising, now i’ll just turn around to face you.”
“surprise b-tch!!!”
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