fridge-monster
when food has been left in the refridgerator uneaten and unsupervised for too long, a fridge-monster results. this mutant abomination emits toxic spores and is capable of engulfing other foods, pets, or small children. the only way to destroy a fridge-monster is with fire.
johnny: hey ralph, go get me some onion dip for my chips!
ralph: sure thing. (opens fridge) aargh! fridge-monster!
fridge-monster: blarg!!
johnny: cr-p! get the flamethrower!
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