Fridley


a moderate-sized suburb of minneapolis/st. paul. approx. 28,000 residents. 90% of which who are above the age of 65. this would explain the ever-declining population. could also be considered a very boring town in which there is nothing to do but smoke pot and sit around all day.
1. what, you live in fridley? wtf, only old people live there
2. hey, there’s sh-t else to do… let’s go smoke a bowl.
a sub-urb of minneapolis, mn, which is located near columbia heights and spring lake park. all three of which has a rival school called totino grace!!!
you live in fridley right? yeah… why?
just wondering…. totino grace stinks doesnt it….???
a fair sized sub-urb of minneapolis, minnesota home about 28,000 residents, and one of the worst school systems in the area. the main demographic is little b-tches who complain about being next to columbia heights becuase they think it’s “the ghetto”. known activities of fridley residents are smoking weed they bought with their parents money and playing halo.
i sure hope no scary heights people come into fridley, they would probably mug me.

i’m not r-t-rded, i was edumacated in fridley
a hefty bag full of soup.
i threw the fridley down the stairwell and it went “splat!”

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