Fried Crispy
another term for being sunburned. usually a person who is fried crispy has a relatively moderate sunburn which could entail some peeling. being fried crispy usually occurs when a person is too stupid, or too stubborn, to apply sunscreen before being outside during the spring and summer. having red or blonde hair and light skin also gives a person a higher likelihood of being fried crispy.
person 1: wow, you’ve got a really bad sunburn!
person 2: awww man! i’m fried crispy!
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