fried feline
1. a cat who habitually chews on wires.
2. a cat who has been electrically shocked from habitually chewing on wires.
person 1: “my cat plays with plugged christmas lights like yarn b-lls. soon he’s gonna be a fried feline.”
person 2: “at least then we won’t have to cook a turkey…”
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