fried rice
having s-x on a stovetop. gas stoves are preferred by extreme risk-takers and those who enjoy the smell of burning flesh.
did you have fried rice last night?” “yea, but we used an electric stove. not nearly as exciting.
another slang for s-x or making out in asia.
male 1: so what are you doing tonight?
male 2: gonna make some fried rice with my wife.
s-xually transmitted disease (male). very similar to “blue waffle” in a female
my boyfriend said he wasn’t cheating and came home with fried rice.
uncontrollably high off of marijuana.
1. yooo we just smoked like 4 l’s, we fried rice!
2. what are you doing? about to get fried rice with my friends.
a word used to describe a person lacking the ability to form coherent sentences in spoken conversation; a person given to frequent stuttering.
a derogatory term used to describe people of asian decent. in particular, chinese, j-panese, korean etc.
i like this neighborhood but there is a lot of fried rice moving in.
i don’t mind going over to visit tokyo, but there are fried rice everywhere
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