Frielbot


freel-bawt
1)-noun (from the comic book series “tales from a 4th floor bathroom)
– a humanoid robot designed to run off s-x and beer. with no ability to tell right from wrong, a frielbot cannot be blamed for its actions though tends to do more bad than good.

2)-verb
-to do something extremely selfish and appalling but feel as if you should not be blamed for it.
pat- i got so p-ssed last night, i think i b-gg-red charlie’s sister.
mitch-ll- you were just a frielbottin’, he’ll understand.

brian- who ate my order of pork dumplings?
martin- (drunkenly) i didn’t realize it was yours.
brian- don’t you try to frielbot your way out of this, you selfish w-nk.

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