friend-bench


the place you go when the person you are romantically interested in tells you they want to just be friends.

a strategy that rarely works where someone continues being friends with their romantic interest thinking they have a chance to get with them, even though the other person blindly hooks up with everyone but them because they are “such good friends”
stan got relegated to the friend-bench again when samantha hooked up with john at the end of the night even though stan chatted her up for four hours.

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