Friend Counting


when one notices a -1 on the number of facebook friends due to someone deactivating or blocking; typical behaviors of one trying excessively to retain a nonexistent popularity.
dave- so i notice you deactivated your facebook the other day.

gray- yeah, i thought that it was too distracting. wait, how did you–

dave- what the f-ck are you thinking?

yes, dave was friend counting.

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