friend lust
a p-ssionate or overmastering desire to become friends with someone despite the circ-mstances that prevent this friendship from ensuing.
1. dawg, i totally have friend l-st over ian, but what kind of senior would approach a freshman?!
2. i have bad friend l-st for shanelle, but it would be way too awkward for me to randomly talk to her!
a period of a relationship where two people tend to hang out together and talk constantly to each other, sometimes even ignoring their other friends. symptoms of friend-l-st include:
– wanting to spend time with the person constantly and having a strange craving to see said person at random periods of the day
– talking with the person constantly, whether it be through texts, im’s, and in-person communication (e-mails do not count)
– experiencing jealousy when the person talks about their best friends
– making up numerous inside-jokes and/or nicknames in one sitting, when you know you two probably won’t remember them the next day
– and in extreme cases, day dreams about having freaky friends-with-benefits s-x with said person.
the symptoms continue until the relationship dies down into best-friendliness or fizzles out because the person is getting too godd-mn annoying.
willard: hey, you know where jakeme is? i can’t find him anywhere.
sara: yeah, he’s with torrence at the mall.
willard: ugh. again? talk about friend-l-st.
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